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Awful 80s Fashion! Are you too thin, too toned, too tiny? Here's how to add pounds instantly!
Wear a dress cut from big squares of fabric and add horizontal stripes across your hips!
Wear a waist length chunky knit sweater and add puff sleeves for even more width!
Take a big bold print with horizontal stripes and zig-zags, add pleats and huge shoulder pads!
Wear a pastel skirt with lots of pleats and three times as much fabric as you need. Add a sweater vest that blousons at the waist!
Wear a big, bold plaid with gathers at your hips. Add an oversized sailor collar and a bow for that cutesy, innocent look!
Wear colored ankle socks with white shoes. Add a sweater vest that two of you could fit into.
All photos from a 1985 Neiman Marcus catalog. Yes, Neiman Marcus!